The Politically Incorrect

Warm and Cold Animals 500

Goalcast. (2017, Oct 5). The Most Inspiring Speech: The Wisdom of a Third Grade Dropout Will Change Your Life – Rick Rigsby. [Vid Post]. Retrieved Oct 12, 2017 from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg_Q7KYWG1g

The Bald Eagle’s New Hair

The eagle has blonded!

“Bald Eagle Ain’t Bald No More?” “The Eagle has Blonded!”

Mark Gungor. (2017, Jan 20). (Untitled). [Public Facebook update]. Retrieved Jan 27, 2017, from https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154428324263253&set=a.10151451615668253.1073741825.632378252&type=3&theater

Presidential Inauguration Gaffe (Guess Which President)

“Rain, rain, go away, It’s The Donald’s Inauguration Day!” (See who’s smiling behind.)

CBS News. (2017, Jan 20). George W. Bush struggles with his poncho at Trump’s inauguration. Retrieved Jan 21, 2017, from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntYZK9ZMCaA

Definitely, positively, beyond a doubt politically incorrect but so adorably funny.

Shanghaiist. (2017, Jan 13). Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave. [Public Facebook update]. Retrieved Jan 14, 2017, from https://www.facebook.com/shanghaiist/videos/10155358284981030/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

Post at your Own Risk

“Post AND Perish!”

DanoXion-Force Aronix. (2016, Nov 20).  When you state your opinion on the internet. [Vid post]. Retrieved Jan 13, 2017, from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPAeVYgbw4U

101 Dalmatians – Abortion 101

The Beast-Attitudes?

The Beast-Attitudes?

Youth for Life – Y4L. (2017, Jan 6). (Untitled). [Facebook update]. Retrieved Jan 8, 2017, from https://www.facebook.com/youth4lifeandpizza/photos/a.1487359954815384.1073741828.1487209164830463/1846907645527278/?type=3&hc_ref=NEWSFEED

What D’ya Think?

A la mode or maternity mannequin mix-up? Pick your wild!

A la mode or maternity mannequin mix-up? Pick your wild!

93.7 B-3. (2015, Dec 27). Finally making realistic mannequins in the men’s department?! [Facebook post]. Retrieved Jan 4, 2017, from https://www.facebook.com/93.7B93/photos/a.10150564692876759.371752.60147261758/10153198417596759/?type=3&theater

 

The Great Debate

Michael Berry. (2016, Sept 27). (Untitled) [Facebook update]. Retrieved Sept 27, 2016, from https://www.facebook.com/MichaelBerryFanPage/photos/a.363467236699.163471.115017781699/10153849356226700/?type=3&theater

Money Morphs

IMuiMui. (2016, Sep 9). Related Articles: 2016 don’t get the wrong old fashioned makeup! These make-up are outdated! [Facebook update]. Retrieved Sept. 14, 2016, from https://www.facebook.com/LikeMuiMui/videos/889968067802208/

Gender Confusion 101

Gender Confusion

Mum’s Grapevine. (2014, Apr 13). Oh. [Facebook update]. Retrieved Aug 23, 2016, from https://www.facebook.com/mumsgrapevine/photos/a.55434229734.66889.32720104734/10152163930164735/?type=3&theater

As Serious as It is Funny

The epic tale of missing dads... and grand-dads.

The epic tale of missing dads… and grand-dads.

Men Against Abortion. (2016, Aug 16). Powerful! ~Scott [Facebook update]. Retrieved Aug 16, 2016, from https://www.facebook.com/MenAgainstAbortion/photos/a.161467930637158.32837.158016797648938/1068372013280074/?type=3&theater

Brexit Shows the Way?

Brexit

Michael Makovi. (2016, June 24). Brexit. [Facebook update]. Retrieved June 26, 2016, from https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10157034324400285&set=a.10150158676710285.417324.568980284&type=3&theater

Change!

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Scott Hahn. (2015, Feb 4). (Untitled) [Facebook update]. Retrieved  Apr 23, 2016, from https://www.facebook.com/165171813503937/photos/a.645973518757095.1073741826.165171813503937/876511772369934/?type=3&theater

Warm and Cold Animals

Warm and Cold Animals

Terry A. Rust. (2015, Dec. 27). The chef in me! [Facebook update]. Retrieved Dec. 30, 2015, from https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153450554253577&set=a.10152713530393577.1073741828.673163576&type=3&theater

Ankit chaturvedi. (2007, Oct 9). Why Italian Restaurants Failed in Dubai. [Vid post]. Retrieved Feb 3, 2016, from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5bBz3KUV34

 

 

HuffPost Entertainment. (2015, Aug 28). Donald Trump Says “China”. [Vid post]. Retrieved Feb 24, 2016, from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

 

 

An English Proclamation

 

To the citizens of the United States of
  America From Her Sovereign Majesty Queen  Elizabeth II

  In light of the possibility of nominating an Incompetent
  Candidate for President of the USA (your so-called Trump
  Card) and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice
  Of the revocation of your independence, effective
  Immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the
  Oxford English Dictionary.)

  Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
  Monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and
  Territories (except North Dakota, which she does not  Fancy).

  Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a
  Governor for America without the need for further  elections.

  Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.  A questionnaire may be circulated next year to
determine whether any of you noticed.

  To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the
  following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

  ———————–

  1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in  Words such
  as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and  ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to
Spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the  letters,
  and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by  the suffix  ‘-ise.’  Generally, you will be
expected to   Raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
(look up   ‘vocabulary’).

  ————————

  2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and  ‘you know’ are an unacceptable and inefficient form  of
  communication. There is no such thing as U.S  English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.  The  Microsoft
  Spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account  the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of  ‘-ize.’

  ——————-

  3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a  holiday.

  —————–

  4. You will learn to resolve personal issues  without using
  guns, lawyers, or therapists.  The fact that  you need
  so many lawyers and therapists shows that  you’re not
  quite ready to be independent.  Guns should  only be
  used for shooting grouse.  If you can’t  sort things
  out without suing someone or speaking to a
therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

  ———————-

  5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own
or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler,
  although a permit will be required if you wish to
carry a vegetable peeler in public.
  ———————-

  6. All intersections will be replaced with  roundabouts, and
  you will start driving on the left side with  immediate
  effect.  At the same time, you will go metric with
  immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion
  tables.  Both roundabouts and metrication will  help you
  understand the British sense of humour.
  ——————–

  7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol
(which you  have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US
gallon. Get used to it.

  ——————-

  8. You will learn to make real chips.  Those things you
  call French fries are not real chips, and those things you
  insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps.  Real chips are thick cut, fried in
animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

  ——————-

  9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling  beer is
  not actually beer at all.  Henceforth, only proper
  British bitter will be referred to as beer, and  European
  brews of  known and accepted provenance will  be
  referred to as lager.  South African beer is also
  acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest
  sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the
  beer.  They are also part of the British  Commonwealth –
  see what it did for them.  American brands  will be
  referred to as ‘near-frozen gnat’s urine’, so  that all can
  be sold without risk of further confusion.

  ———————

  10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast  English
  actors as good guys.  Hollywood will also be required
  to cast English actors to play English characters.
  Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four
  Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having
  one’s ears removed  with a cheese grater.

  ———————

  11. You will cease playing American football. There is
  Only one kind of proper football; you call it  Soccer.
  Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed
to play  Rugby (which has some similarities to American
Football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty
seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of  nancies).

  ———————

  12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not
  reasonable to host an event called the World Series  for a
  game which is not played outside of America.  Since
  only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond  your
  borders, your error is understandable.  You will learn
  cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first
  to take the sting out of their deliveries.

  ——————–

  13.. You must tell us who killed JFK.  It’s been  driving us mad.

  —————–

  14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector)  from Her
  Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly  to ensure
  the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to  1776).

  —————

  15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. With  proper
  cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high  quality
  biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries  (with
  cream)  when in season.

  God Save the Queen!

As circulated by email. Retrieved Mar 20, 2016.

 

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